Brexfest is a day of music and debate celebrating Britain's political and cultural reawakening over the last three years. Brexfest is free for all EU citizens, and we have space for 17.4 million people at the venue.
with live music from
Kit Malthouse Compromise
Vassal State
Cake
Enemies of the People
Project Fear
Coup & The Göve
Theresa In Trousers
Party! Before Country
@ the ken clarke jazz tent
A$AP Brexit
RÁÅÀB
Misleading the Queen
Backbencher Blues Explosion
Yellowhammer
Clean Breakz
Star Chamber
The Technological Solution
Resignation Photo
Citizens of Nowhere
Hostile Environment
FTA Twits
Sting & Shaggy
The Grand Wizards
also featuring
Oh Jeremy
On A Good Friday
Tell Them Again!
Junker
Alternative Arrangements
Sovereignty
Coalition of Chaos
Respect the Result
The Three Amigos
Pigfvcker
Maybot
The Liberal Elite
For The Avoidance of Doubt
+ more tbc!
Vital Information
Where: Mahatma Gandhi Industrial Estate, London, SE240JF When: 31st October 2019, 10am - 5am Tube / Rail: Brixton / Loughborough Junction Parking: None 18+ years only Overnight camping in nearby Ruskin Park at attendee's own risk No readmission (to the EU)
How Cryptocurrency Can Solve The Irish Border Problem
Shoreditch-based Futurist Alen Pibb presents a new cryptocurrency, 'Brexcoin', which will make all borders irrelevant. Brexcoin's revolutionary proof-of-work model is based on a combination of local noise polution levels and an adversarial convolutional neural network trained on the EU regulations for food & paint.
Ted X Brexfest
A series of fun, semi-informative, and unchallenging talks by people with interesting job titles.
Unstated Premise Free-For-All sponsored by Facebook
Bring your own facts! Bring your own statistics! Accept nothing! Resolve nothing! Be right! Fiona Bruce presents six hours of pure rhetoric where there is no common ground and everyone is getting their information from different places.
Jordan Peterson in conversation with Cathy Newman, again
Jordan Peterson is a Canadian male rights crypto-activist who is right about everything, and if you think he isn't, it's because you either misunderstood or you've asked the wrong question and you are stupid stupid stupid
Cathy Newman is a British journalist and broadcaster who won't be making the mistake of getting her talking points from Twitter again any time soon
Dual streams will be availble on Twitch and YouTube, titled 'Jordan Peterson DESTROYS feminist' and 'Cathy Newman DESTROYS Jordan Peterson'.
Celebrity Leave Island
Katy Hopkins, Bruce Dickinson, Princess Eugenie, Danny Dyer etc etc you get the idea
Authentic Street Food Market presented by Unilever Massive Incinerator (Bring Your Own Flag) Media Circus Performers Listening Exercises Proper British Yoga Virtue Signalling 5G mobile coverage throughout Artisanal Spice & Mamba Cultural Isolation Chamber Choir Preaching Overpriced Beer Overpriced Drugs Countless Murals of Angel Wings to Stand Up Against for Your Instagram Or Tinder Or Bumble Or Whatever Glitter on everyone Influencers Socialist Worker Party Turning Up Obviously Trigger Warnings A Gender-flipped production of The Vagina Monologues Vegan Sausage Rolls The Gary Lineker Pub Conversation Experience Taco trucks on every corner The word 'democracy' being used in at least three different contradictory ways Boris Johnson considered as a Family-sized KFC bargain bucket in human clothing The three year hate A garden bridge The knowledge economy 17.4 Million People Blue Passports Largest Democratic Exercise in History All those German luxury car manufacturers 350 million pounds a week A short sharp shock Closer links with the Commonwealth The Northern powerhouse I think we've had enough of experts Efficiency Measures Very good for exporters Record levels of employment The Best Deal Our own free trade deals Control of our borders The easiest thing in the world Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means Brexit means